Guinea Pig Kisses

As if I'm not a big enough nerd, I'm so determined to post from my iPod because my laptop is not set up, I also have to do it in HTML mode as the normal doesn't work!!! That's a fuckingsrsly moment in itself.

My friend owns this adorable guinea pig. I love holding her and petting her, and she'll even purr! It's so awesome! This time however, she wasn't really purring. "Hug her, sometimes she gives kisses instead!" I excitedly hug the guinea pig under my neck, petting her softly.

"Oh she gave me kisses awwwwe!" I exclaimed and, satisfied with the mutual affection, returned her to her cage.

I found out shortly after that it wasn't a kiss but in fact a turd. Maybe I hugged her too hard...